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Pork roll, Three Legged Dog, and Shitty Situations
The title says it all!! My friends Zach and David join me in this episode about these topics. Hope you have a good laugh!
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Bada Bing, bada boom. How we doing? Welcome to the Yi podcast. I have another episode with my friends, Zach and David. How you guys don't. Hey, welcome back. Happy 2021 boys. That's over. It's not a crazy. Show, train wreck. Like it's been in the past before we get started. Just want to do a quick shout out to, uh, Cheektowaga New York. That's like our main, uh, listeners, literally from all the episodes combined, we have 5,576 downloads from that city alone. So yeah, to the boys, to ladies, to whatever other thing you consider yourself, the Apache attack helicopters and Cheektowaga,
Speaker 2:The real Logies guys.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Everything that you guys have been doing for us to view is the downloads, the money, the care packages, all that. So a boys, I mean, before we started setting up, we had some stories want to talk about, I know David, you told him about your one friend, what Brennan or whatever. He has some crazy story with that. I'm really excited to hear this on there. Cause I haven't heard this.
Speaker 2:All right. So since we can't say last names, uh, my friend Mike, you could throw a party, I'd say sophomore, junior year of high school and eight or nine, maybe 10 friends from high school just hanging out. It was a snowy winter day and we had old hamburgers from Mike's a refrigerator and they weren't really good. So my friend Brendan had a stomach ache. So him being the goofball, he is, he runs to the bathroom and leaves the door open right behind everyone. Who's looking at the TV and he goes and is making sounds and joking. And he's as he's taking a and it's it's fun, but then gets up and he goes, Oh, I go, Oh, what did he do? What did he do is the toilet clogged. And so everyone's watching the TV and I by myself, decided to go back and check on and make sure to clog his friend's toilet. When I tell you that this was the worst I have ever seen in my life, nothing will ever top this. Why he was bending over to take a like exploded. All of us. It got on the ceiling, on the wall of the toilet, on the seat, on the floor, dude. I mean literally defied grabbing around the toilet. Like there's a little spot where the pipes are behind the toilet. He somehow defied gravity and got it behind there. No way.
Speaker 1:Legend. I have respect for a man. They can throw him.
Speaker 2:I mean, I was crying. I could not keep my composure. Meanwhile, the guy who, uh, his house, it is, he's outside at a snowball fight. So someone's got to tell him that his friend just, the ceiling everywhere. I, in the midst of crying, I mean, I was dead. I was on the floor in the fetal position, clutching my stomach. And it was like the best value laugh I've ever had. Everyone that's downstairs is like freaking. And I decided I'm going to go upstairs and I'm gonna go get Mike. So there he's in the middle of a snowball fight and I come up behind him. Luckily he's by himself. I go, uh, coming to be in the basement. Don't ask any questions. Don't make a scene, just come to the basement. Don't worry about it because okay, the girls that were out there didn't even notice he walked inside. I, I tell them what's happening on the way down to the basement. I'm like Brennan, God, everywhere. What? You're going to see? He looks at the. Doesn't say a word. Then sits down. Cos like fist, just clenched the entire time. It's just sitting there. Not saying a word I'm telling Brendan to go clean it up. Mike looks running dead in the eyes, goes clean the. And then Brennan and tries to grab some like towels or something comes back down is doing the worst job imaginable, trying to clean it up. Oh my God. You know, his dad catches wind that something needs to be cleaned up. So is that comes downstairs. And a wife beater, bigger guy comes downstairs, holding a full bottle of Windex and an entire roll of paper towels and the kids everywhere. And I thought I was laughing hard before. Nope. I dropped the floor. My knees gave out and I lost it. I completely lost. I had to leave the room because I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. So then, uh, Mike's father and Mike ended up cleaning up the and Brendan, the man who all over the place, didn't clean it up himself. What the hell was he doing the whole time? He was laughing and pretending like he wasn't embarrassed and hiding in the corner. I was like, dude, you're such an. And believe it or not, Brandon actually got invited back over the same guy's house within the next week. I was like, I would never invite him over again. He all over my bathroom and didn't clean it up himself bludgeoned to the day I die. That is one of the most legendary stories ever bundled.
Speaker 1:That's wild. I can imagine
Speaker 2:The range. It went from the ceiling to the floor. That's 180 degrees right there. Not to mention how in a circle around the toilet, like fully find it. How
Speaker 1:I'm telling you your body's amazing, bro. Like literally I don't know why, but what is it when you see your house, you have to more like when I'm driving, like I'll, I'll work an eight hour shift right off the. All right. I'll eat like, you know, all my lunch I'll have like a little sandwich. I'm good in the car. I'm fine. But as soon as I see my house, I have to run and. Like, like why do I this more? When I see my house, I don't get it.
Speaker 2:I think it's like the anticipation. You're like, Oh, I can finally let go in a couple seconds. And your does not agree with that.
Speaker 1:What do you mean? Like when you're doing the monkey run in the house, do you remember what keys? To what? To the door you're screaming. You're banging. like pouring down your leg or when it's it's wet and it's dribbling down, it gets caught in your like hair and everything. Oh my not that I've been there. dude. Anybody else? A little excited here for all those that are listening, I've been working really hard and you know, trying to get myself out there, dropping my Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, Facebook, all that stuff. Um, I appreciate everybody. That's added me back then. We'll get me wrong. But it's actually been a complete sausage Fest. I know it's been all good. One girl had like 16 guys so far. So the one girl that added me, you're the real OGE out there. Cause uh, it's taken every bit of our mental and physical strength to stop me from completely bombarding your Snapchat. So I, I thank you. You really look a bowl in the eyes and said, you know what? I want to tango. Anyway, what else were we talking about earlier that we said would be funny to talk about on the podcast? You don't remember one time, uh, you gave me like the key to your house. Cause all, they always watch them doll for a little bit or whatever. And your grandmother saw me making coffee in the morning. It really does live across history for me is as much as we joke around that he doesn't. And I forget what it was. I just kind of had like a key made, just a copy. And I was like, yo, if there's ever like a break in or you know, I ever had like a stroke and I died. You don't hear from me for a few days. Here's your key to my house. He'll delete my porn history and call nine one one, whatever you gotta do. So my, I don't know it was my mom on her honeymoon or was, I think it was honeymoon, but she might've just been on vacation with my stepdad. And my grandparents were staying, watching my brother and I, because we were young at the time. So I made it how to keep mad. I gave it to Jason and I myself. When I don't have work, I actually like to sleep in decently late and late for me now is like eight, nine back then it was like 11. Maybe I slept till like one morning my grand mom walks up whatever. And Jason must have keyed in the house. I don't even remember how it happened. He keyed in the house. He's making coffee. We had the little like K-cups or K positive or those things are called and he was making coffee and he broke out, you know, the poor growth because we here in New Jersey, love our pork roll. The pork roll. He broke up, broke out the could filter fish. And he was making himself a nice little breakfast. And my grandma walks down sister bathroom and they here, Oh just got robbed. And he's about to clap grand mom, get her to do a quick clap from downstairs from my gap. I'm like this dude about a get his full belt has no clue. What's coming. Put the buckshot in the shotgun downstairs in my boxes. You hear my nuts clapping. As I'm bouncing down the stage, I turned the corner. Jay's like, yo, make making pork. You hungry. He was so mad. Cause he woke up for this and lunch. I'm up for about 40 minutes. I go back to sleep. Oh my God. I had no clue what was going on. Uh, I love those days. I miss those days through me too. I miss like your grandparents being the same state and stuff, you know? Yeah. They moved down South. Haven't been able to seem sense, especially with everything that's going on with COVID and whatnot, barely able to hear from them. But it was good. The memories talking on this podcast makes me laugh. Just remembering the days, some of the crazy things that happen. Remember what I used to sneak out and despite what anybody might think, we didn't sneak out for drugs. We didn't sneak out for alcohol. We didn't sneak out to do anything crazy. We would sneak out to go like explore the woods by our house in the middle of the dark, this park by our house and my grandparents. This is same time mine. By the way I put like this little like step stool outside the office window. Cause I had a couch or that green ratty couch, it was a pullout mattress. Also pull up at wherever they call it an out and wait for my grandparents to fall asleep because I had a security system on the house. So it'd be armed and I would walk downstairs. I would open up the office window, climb on that chair and just dip out. And I would like sprint down the block and I would text Jason, like I'm out. And then he would go out on the roof, do the triple flip down, landed perfectly fine, like three miles and then come meet me. And then from there we would ride our bikes to David's house, pick up David. He wasn't loud at either. Should we to kidnap him? The one time we had to break in, that was pretty crazy when we brought him home. And then we went to explore the woods. You remember that? The way you had the jump out of your window was a Larry A. Little. Yeah. I'm not that tall. Unfortunately I'm only like five, seven. You like tumbled through the bushes. Like yeah, the tree of the tree. I had that big Bush there. I remember. Do you remember when I jumped? And there was like that big green Bush, but I miss that. And I, I landed on the, the little Rose and the thorns and they got all in the back of my legs, my lower back, it looked like a mini porcupine just lit my backhand, like ease up to like my lower back. But on my backside, whole thing completely covered in thorns. I was in like shorts and like a t-shirt. I was just laid there on the grass. I was like, yo, it's late. I'm not going back in the house. It was like, dude, I'm not looking at your. I was like, dude, just do it. It's fine.
Speaker 2:Speaking of thorn Bush, I just remembered a funny story. Um, so summer going into senior year of high school, we had a captains practices for cross country. This was after we had finished practice. There were posters for a missing dog that had been around this park. As we were walking back to go do some stretches, uh, we noticed the dog is like right at the edge of the woods. And we're like, Whoa, see if we go catch the dog. So I mean a couple of friends try to run after it, but it like sprints into the woods. And we've afterwards, we realized that the sign says don't chase the dog. So probably, you know, he chased the dog. It runs further away from you. As opposed to getting closer. The sign says that the dog has three legs. I know, I know these woods, like the back of my hand. So a friend and I split off and we go try to catch this dog. And we go in opposite directions, try to corner. And I go right into the woods and I got my head on a swivel. I'm looking left, I'm looking right. I'm looking left. I'm looking right. I'm trying to find this dog, maybe five minutes into my walk. I see it to my right. Pretty, pretty deep in the woods. And I start calling to it. I'm calling its name. It's not coming towards me. I'm saying words like tree. I'm saying you want to go for a walk, all this stuff. It's not coming towards me. I was like, at this point, like I should just use after it. And it starts running and I was like, I can't lose this log again. It's got three legs. I'm a runner. I can catch this dog. So I have bolt. I mean, as fast as I can through the woods, I'm going on, it's got three legs. I'm catching up to it. I'm like, okay, I can get, I can get it. So right. As, I mean, literally in like of time, I was just about to jump and try to tackle this dog and try to grab it. My dumb didn't realize that there's a thorn Bush right in front of me. So the dog jumps through the thorn Bush. Ah, and just goes right through it. At this point, I didn't have enough time. I used to do hurdles in high school so I could jump pretty high. And pretty far how ever this was a enormous. So I jumped and tried to clear it. And I land in the middle of this storm, Bush. I mean straight land in the middle. Luckily I didn't lose my balance and fall head first into it, but I just landed right on my feet. Right in the thornbush. I try to just push through and say, it. My clothes can rip whatever. I, it just, it had me too tight. I couldn't get it. And I was in this thorn Bush now with a dog out of sight. I can't see where the dog is anymore. I finally picked myself out of the thorn Bush, my head between my knees, walking back to the group people. And like, I have to tell everyone now that I let a three-legged dog get away from me. and Oh, one of my friends actually ended up calling the family that had lost the dog and told them right around where it was because it was right near one of the entrances to the spark. And this dog had been missing for several days now. And actually that same day that I almost caught the caught the dog. They actually found the dog. The family found the dog and actually caught it that same day.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's good though. You know, that's what happens if I end up losing the light, bro? And I'm just walking around on three legs. Yeah. Please just ditch me in the woodshed.
Speaker 2:If you have three legs, that's a, you got an extra leg.
Speaker 1:Wait, what? You don't have four. You have four legs. W what the are you buying a sec? I know your is not walking on all fours every day. That,
Speaker 2:So he walks up to a dead body for his job. What seems to be the problem? Nobody would take it serious.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Do they have a call for an exorcism? If I did that, I show here. They dealt on all four, like backwards. I had like that weird arch. Thank God. Excuse me. Pardon me? I have this weird cough. I haven't been able to kick. I don't know what it is. It's got it. If anybody else out there has been having like a weird call for anything, uh, like respiratory issues of any sort. It please let me know. I don't know what it could be. I've just been killing
Speaker 2:Corona, Rona.
Speaker 1:Um, no, I don't really like drinking Corona. I'm more of a jingling guy. I knew you're going to say that. Yeah. Okay. Bet. Did I'll walk across street. Pull your out right now. That's kind of gay to me, bro. Nah, dude. Yeah, you're right. You're right. No homo though. Right? You came at me. If you put no homo in front of anything do to instantly makes it not gay. Like I'm a firm believer in making sure that he kissed the homie's goodnight every night. But for me, dude, that's not gay. I, you know, we all say no homo, no homo, dude. You just kiss the homeys. Goodnight. You just care about them. That's all. We're trying to think about something else that I want to talk. Oh yeah. Everything that's going on with the whole, uh, Mia Khalifa situation. If you guys are familiar with that, who's uh, Mia. Khalifa. She's this nice Indian actress. Let me pull up her page real quick so I can give you guys some more
Speaker 2:Lebanese or something. I don't know.
Speaker 1:Honest. I'm spelling it completely wrong right now. So excuse me for a moment.[inaudible] Oh, you're right. Holy crap. Lebanese Mia, Khalifa American, uh, Lebanese media personality and actress. Sarah Jo.[inaudible] known professionally as Mia. Khalifa is a Lebanese American actress, webcam model and performer.
Speaker 2:Wait, her her real name is Sarah.
Speaker 1:Yes. Sarah Jo chum mountain. She was born in Beirut, moved to Maryland. She began acting in 2014, become a most viewed performer for two months on a specific site. Don't know where to dish. For some reason, she just actually educated. She got her high school diploma ended up Loma at university of Texas in El Paso, little known fact about me, Khalifa. She's only five to do that is literally perfect. She's still a nice young lady, but there's this whole debacle right now where she got removed from one of the major sites. There's an actress. And as she's like not an actress anymore, then all her fans and Simpson, everything we're like, but her and flipping out and they were, you know, get her back on. She's a great actress. We want to watch more of her movies. She's great content. Good personality, perfect smile. Um, and then she ended up going on to this, um, separate model site. And now she's, she's modeling on this, um, site and I'm one of her only fans. What we're going to say. I want my fans. Whoa, what? I said, I was one of her only fans. Like I'm
Speaker 2:More
Speaker 1:Coding. What, um, what are you talking about? She's an amazing actress. That's all I'm doing. And I'm shouting her out. We were trying to, I'm trying to get her on one of the episodes actually. So hopefully soon,
Speaker 2:Dude, we, we talked about porn statistics and one of our earlier episodes, we can say the word porn.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay. Okay, perfect. I don't get what that has to do with anything though. You'd never seen me. Khalifa. She's an amazing actress. Great talent. She's big dark, beautiful. Columbia was eyes. They really do.
Speaker 2:Your people are focusing on. Yes
Speaker 1:They are. Have you ever seen her feet though?
Speaker 2:A couple other things that grabbed my attention before this.
Speaker 1:Oh, like the yeah. Official podcast. The socks they are out though. Yeah. They are out ladies and gentlemen. You can check the store. We're trying to get a contract with Victoria secret right now to make the podcast official bras that are shaped like broccoli. Now I don't know exactly how it's going to come out, but we are working on it. Zero three seven, nine, nine. What are the stores? You go, Oh my gosh. Here's a good one. This is always fun to talk about people. Craziest place you've ever had to use the bathroom publicly. I got a few good ones right now. I'll start actually. Cause I have some, one of those, one of the ones wasn't directly me. It was actually a buddy of mine. There's a soccer field, a few towns over and there's like this little pavilion and overhanging area. We ended up not getting to a bathroom in time. And I watched him just drop the biggest meanest, absolutely dense deuce right there in the middle of the soccer pavilion and white or shocks collection of soccer on the shoot. Wow. I don't think I have that. I don't know if they're going to have any like crazy stories like that. People that are listening to this, you know, there are a certain category of people that are a hundred percent with this home court advantage. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Anybody out there that's listening every time you say the word. Yeah. Three times in a row. You actually over royalties to the podcast. So I just watch his Jason and his lawyers already. Yeah. It's like saying, don't say three times, bro. I'm not offense can do it. He can be riding in here on this fricking warm some Venus or whatever the hell they're from my personal craziest. You guys ready for this story? I don't even know if I told Jason this one. That's good. So I was with my friends. We went to a truck show down in, at the beach and I, I don't even, I don't think I was 21 at the time. I, I don't think I was, but I had a fake. So, but we went down there then launch of alcohol, they're sleeping in his shipper, super hotel. They would rent out to 18 year. Olds do displace, was trashed. Like I brought my own sheets and didn't even put it on the bed. I just cocooned myself with my own sheets every night. It was so skeevy. It was so dirty. It was so crazy. I was like, Oh, we got to go. Yeah. It had to be like two, two or three years ago. Something like that. So we were at this truck show, you know, we're doing our thing. And when a bunch of guys from PA and they had a bunch of biddies with them and they're all their boys and whatever. And they were standing at the same hotel with us, turns out they were like three rooms down from where we were staying. We stayed in two separate rooms, rich and I and one Zack and Jordan and Ryan and the other. And they were like across, in like two down from us and long story short, they were like, yo dude, we're getting pizza delivered, come drink with us. We were already drinking at this point. And we pre-framed by doing like shots of Jack and like Hennessy and like that, like straight to the head dude. So I brought my own stuff. I have three shots of Jack deep. We had four beers. Each that we were like, okay, we're going to go walk down and party with them. We're partying with them. And you know, you started to sober up a little bit. You know, I slowed down drinking just so I could pace myself. And I'm like, hold up. There's like eight dudes in this room. And like one girl where to all their girls go. So all their girls were in another room with like the hot guys. It turns out we were just like the dank guys. So we were just hanging out with them, hanging out the dank guys. They're the ones that wanted to hang out with us. And they're like from PA and Delaware and like Virginia and like some crazy places, like one dude was from Maryland. Don't even know how he came to her, hanging out with this one girl and everybody goes outside, smoke a cigarette, grab a breath of air, relax for a hot second. And this dude walks up. My boy had to easily be like three 50. He had like a whole front hanging out the front. Like there was no way he was able to find his Dick under this. He was like, you know, that girl will let you hit in any hole, but I promise you, you will leave with the disease. How's it. All right. I'm out. Richard's probably just going to go to bed. I was like, all right. Yeah, I'm finishing this cigarette. We're all going to bed. And then my one friend was like, I don't know, dude. He was like, you can invite her back to the room as I, the, I was like, no. And he was like, yeah, dude, we're, we're, we're drunk now. And we're like, wait, hold up. Let's not let the night end like this. It was only like midnight. Let's go walk on the boardwalk. So we, we finished drinking and then we're like, okay, you know, we're going to bring one for the road. So we all bring a drink for the road. And then we're like, it. Wait, hold on. So we start filling up vodka and soda bottles, Jack and this and blah, blah, blah, and gay rights. And now we're walking on the boardwalk. We've got our little tacos with us, rich drinking. I couldn't even tell you what was happening. I was probably like stumbling around at this point, dude, we look end up by the port-a-potties on the side of the boardwalk there, like on the beach shot. There's two Porter potties. Zach was in one. I could have used a second one, but they smelled like absolute disgusting wreaking, hot. I was like, Nope, not doing it. So I go like half under the boardwalk, like half, not like just a step onto the boardwalk. So people immediately walking by, couldn't see me. I would drop my. I'm. Uh, and out of the corner of my eye, I get hit with a spotlight. I see the car coming up. I get hit with the spotlight. Zack's. Rich Jordan and Sarna were like walking around in the boardwalk. I'm like, Oh great. Here at comes, dude. This is it. I'm going to get like arrested for underage drinking or something so quickly. I like pull up my pants, dude. I'm still like driven, down my leg. I pull up my pants, rip my phone out of my pocket, put the phone to my ear. I step on top of my. Yeah. I kicked like a little bit of sand over it. Step on top of it, fell into my ear and cops like, Hey, what's going on? I was like, nothing much. I was like, I was like, all right, baby. I love you. I'll talk to you later. Whatever it was. Or I might even say like, mom, I'll call you back in a little bit. Put my phone in my pocket. He's like, what are you doing? I was like, ah, just on the phone. I, I, again, I don't know if I said like girlfriend, mom and whomever. I was like, Oh, I was just on the phone with such and such. He's like, okay, no problem. Can I see your ID? So I'm like, get my ID out of my wallet, dude. I don't know how I was like smart enough. But I was like this sober, that tiny little sober, like 2% of me. He was like, don't be the idiot and give them your fake. So I like dug further, pulled out. My real ID gave it to him. He goes and he runs, it comes back. He's like, what are you doing out here? My buddies, Zach gets out of the port-a-potty. I was like, nothing. I was about to take a under here. He's like, you know, that's illegal. Right? He's they're going to hit you with the heavy fines that can, I had to drag you away. Some of the alcohol on your breath. I was like, Oh, all right. And I was like, okay. I was like, listen, I, I, I understand. I, I didn't take a. I was like, we're heading back to the room right now. She is like, okay. He's like, listen, I don't see any P here. She's like, I didn't catch you in the act. I'm going to give you a break right now. I'll be like, okay, thank you. He was like, Oh, what's in that Gatorade bottle. I was like Gatorade. He's like, all right, yo, could I have a sniff of it? So as I go to hand it to him, I genuinely did like trip. And like H sheet right in front of this cop do should have given me like a DUI test right there. She didn't make me like, try to walk in a straight line. He was like, dude, get up. I had sand in my beard, dude. There's all over my boots, Gatorade all in front of me a little bit on my chest and everything. He was like, dude, get up and go back to the room. Zach is laughing. Jordan Jane walked away. I think Christian might've even been there for a little bit that one night. And I get back up on the boardwalk and he's like, dude, why didn't you pitch the port-a-potty? I was like, dude, that smelled. And the cop is just looking at me. I was like, I didn't take a pistol off the sharp promise. I'm holding it right now. We're on our way back to the room later that night duty passes for going down the boardwalk drunk. Yeah. So when you were that the dude these finished Pison cut it. Oh, that's rough. Do that take skill. It was like painful if you've ever had to do that. Yeah, but Jewish I'm not actually like I'm not getting a ticket or having to go sit and holding for the night or something.
Speaker 2:So you're telling me you were smart enough to cover up the and then stay on top of it. So the officers couldn't see. And then you quote unquote fell over when you were trying to hand him this Gatorade bottle. Yes. Like you actually dumb luck. You fell over.
Speaker 1:Yes. I wasn't dumb luck. It was, it was stupid. This, listen, I can take a quarter, turn to pivot and move my foot slightly to the right to step on my pile. Cause this is you didn't fall over
Speaker 2:And handed that cop. That quote quote-unquote Gatorade you would have been.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll wait. I got another story for this exact same night. We went in the house of mirrors and we're walking around whatever. And if you've ever been to like the fair that's around here at the local church and everything, you know what I'm talking about? We're in this big house of mirrors, we're walking around, we're bumping into, blah, blah, blah. We get to this one part where like, uh, a mirror door opens up and a little something like pops out and it goes, boom. And you wait. And the next group goes through. And then you got to go through those, a girl and her brother. Now mind you I'm with all my friends. We were like minimum 18 at this point. And this one, we're like, you know, everybody's hitting their Juul and everything. I know, hahaha, Oh my God, we're hitting our Juul or whatever. I have a sip from our Gatorade and our sodas and. And this 14, this is like, this isn't a joke I can quote, you can quote me on this. This 14 year old girl is walking around with her brother in the maze. He's eight. And she goes up to one of my boys and she's like, can I have a headier Juul? And he was like, what? And she was like, ease. She's like, my mind doesn't have any pods. And she pulled one out of this little purse, dude, no ID or nothing. She was 14. And he was like, how old are you? And she's like, I'm 14. But I still know how to Juul. I know how to do a lot of things. My buddy hands you the Juul and says sure, but you're going to be a when you grow up.
Speaker 2:I mean like chances are that he's right. Decently high. However, that's kind of up to say to a 14,
Speaker 1:What? 40 draw, closer to rhino guys had to beat kidnapped her. She didn't have no clue. Exactly.
Speaker 2:Honestly like she's like she's saying like, I know how to do a lot of things. Using a Juul is like sucking on a straw. I mean like it's not that difficult.
Speaker 1:I think, I don't know what she was hinting at, but we were all like, what the? I got a similar story to this. So you know, you boys know I turned 21 this past summer. And so when I went to school, like late July, whatever, I was walking to a, this like little, little store that's close by, has it has beer is Juul, pods, whatever. Right. But I don't, I don't do that. So I was there for the month Dr. Pepper and I was walking there. This one kid from the parking lot approached me. He was like, hello, sir. You look, you look well over 21. Would you like to buy me some jewel pots? I'm like, okay. First of all, not well over 21, just kind of turn to one-on-one and to no, you're not going to help a brother out. If he was getting like soda, a snack or something. Not nothing. That's on those going to destroy his health. Cause I'm all about like, you know, I want to like smoke anything, put anything. That's not literally trying to take business away from me. you God, this guy, dude. I can't believe you. You wouldn't help a boy out. Hell no, bro. Not like that. I helped somebody out. Like it feels different. Hell. All right. Yeah. You know what? I remember that bro, next time you're like dude, yo, my car ran out of gas. Like yo, somebody broke us out. That's different.
Speaker 2:Well, your friends as well. You're not like some random guy
Speaker 1:Dude out. Hell no random people at a time. Do it. If a kid came up to me, he's like, dude, I'm fiending right now. Like I really needed Juul pod and like 50 bucks for hair when I be like, all right bro, I got you. Don't worry about it. David, have you ever had anybody approach you asking for anything like that?
Speaker 2:No. I'm five foot five. So I look like I'm 14. So no one even approached me. I mean I'm only 18 as well, so I can't buy the majority.
Speaker 1:Oh really? Yeah. Oh interesting. Yeah. You boys know Keon, right? Yeah. So, okay. Me and him were eaten out at the mall one time. This was before COVID does this for real or is this like, this is for real. So we were just chilling mano business. Right? So the setup was, it was me and Kia and we were like face to face. It was like one tape next to us was two girls chatting. And then the left, two of us was like some white guy, like maybe like forties, whatever, near him on his own business. We were talking whatever, talking about like catching up and these two girls go, Hey, can you buy us beers? And we look at each other we're 20 at the time. Like Kiehl's 19 on 20. And I look at her and I look at Keon, I looked back at her. I go, we're not of age. And she goes, okay. And then she goes on to the next person asks and then the guy on the left goes this. She just asked you to buy her alcohol. And we go, yeah, he goes, dang. That's what's up. You got a new guy, respect the player, hate the game. You know what I mean? We were in the mall. I wasn't expecting that. Where do you buy alcohol in a mall? I mean, I don't think we can buy it yet. Well, I'm thinking about this some more close to us. You can't. No, you can't all I sponsor to the podcast. I get wobbled every day. ID Wawa. Thanks for joining guys. And I enjoyed the talks and funny stories we had. We'll see you next time.